To my valued customers:

As you will notice, there have been some changes here at Mickle's Pickles. These were necessary to handle the recent increases in demand. To ensure the quality of my product and to retain my new found happiness, I refuse to change how I make Mickle's Pickles. The point at which my little company is at now would never have been possible without your trust and support. You will never know how much I appreciate all you have done!

Mickey (The Pickle Guy)

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That picture of me is not old . . . it's just the way I look.